A Third World Country Record Ugly Christmas Sweater-Ladies M/L

There are some countries on this forsaken planet that still find it hard to enjoy even 5 of the modern luxuries that we take for granted. Third Worlders, or Thirdies, as we used to call them in college are not succeeding at the rate we are and they have a lot of pretty bad days. When they aren't rolling around in muck and mire, they attempt to set world records in order to put themselves on the map. I bet you've never heard of Mortugal. It's a little known island desert community. They pooled their resources to ship snow in from a neighboring seasonal island in order to make the world largest snowman. Nobody had ever really built one before, but one guy thought that he had seen one before in a Playboy Magazine. So, it was definitely worth a shot. The townsfolk loved the drafted design of the snowman so much that it became the official state emblem of Mortugal it is worn proudly on all of their native clothing.

This sweater is sized as a Ladies Large but it's on the low size of large, more like medium. A small dude, too.