The Legal & Moral Compass Ugly Sweater--Ladies Med/Mens S

There are times in your life when you wish you really could hear voices in your head instructing you what to do. This sweater will operate as the warm angel on your upper body.

You see a drunken homeless person laying in their own urine and you consider kicking a bit of dirt in their face:
Legal & Moral Sweater says, "No, not moral but maybe legal in some states."

You find a nice chair on the side of the road with a sign that says 'Free Nice Chair':
Legal & Moral Sweater says, "Yes, that's a nice free chair, take it legally and morally."

A friend offers manual stimulation of your genitals in trade for enough money to pay the rent:
Legal & Moral Sweater says, "Get out of there immediately; not legal or moral."

This sweater is sized as a Ladies Medium but could also fit a Small man. It is in great condition.