Ugly Celebrity Sweaters

This is a collection of ugly sweaters that may or may not have been worn by celebrities. Nevermind, I take that back; I'm 99% certain that celebrities have never worn this stuff. I heard a rumor that we've all had a drink of water molecule that Julius Caesar had pooped in during his reign. Could the same be true about these ugly sweaters? Have all celebrity sweaters run a course through the celebrity ranks? Can we not have dreams in this lonely, sad, and damaged world?