Ugly Christmas Sweaters

Ugly Christmas Sweaters are not for the Xmas party attendee with a weak heart. These sweaters are notorious for lifting the spirits of any scrooge. Even the duck version of scrooge, as illustrated by Disney. That little guy was funny. Come to think of it, he wore a pretty incredible holiday sweater. I wonder if he'd be so kind to share that with us. Of course not, he's a duck. Everyone knows that ducks hold their sweaters tighter than a dingleberry.


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A Third World Country Record Ugly Christmas Sweater-Ladies M/L

A Third World Country Record Ugly Christmas Sweater-Ladies M/L

There are some countries on this forsaken planet that still find it hard to enjoy even 5 of the modern luxuries that we take for granted. Third...
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Apartment Hunting Hell Ugly Sweater--Ladies Large/Mens M

Apartment Hunting Hell Ugly Sweater--Ladies Large/Mens M

If you are apartment hunting and you arrive at a complex that has a Gnome, Yeti, pissed bear, and a human sized Junebug staring back at you from...
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Mini Punk'd Ugly Christmas Sweater 702

Mini Punk'd Ugly Christmas Sweater 702

When you try to punk mini-me, Ashton, you should take into consideration that the guy is friggin' 1ft 3in tall. So, yeah, it's pretty funny to have...
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Never Broken Hearts Women's Medium Ugly Sweater 893

Never Broken Hearts Women's Medium Ugly Sweater 893

There is a house in a purple forest where very little vegetation grows. It is home to a flock of socially ousted women; happenstance lesbians, that...
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Santa Claus Prisoner of War Ugly Sweater-Ladies Small

Santa Claus Prisoner of War Ugly Sweater-Ladies Small

In 1968 at the time of the Tet Offensive, Santa was preparing for his annual flight. He cleared China, Singapore and the Middle East without...
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