Ugly Mens Sweaters

Men, pull up a chair and rest your testicles on this group of atrociously ugly sweaters. If you are shopping for the special man in your life, we've done you a favor and only stuck you with no-brainer ugly sweaters. Buy bright vivid colors and obscure shapes that reflect his Christmas sweater love or petty interest in the ugliness of this world.



Product Image Item Name- Price
Apartment Hunting Hell Ugly Sweater--Ladies Large/Mens M

Apartment Hunting Hell Ugly Sweater--Ladies Large/Mens M

If you are apartment hunting and you arrive at a complex that has a Gnome, Yeti, pissed bear, and a human sized Junebug staring back at you from...
 $20.00

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Men's Medium Ugly Sweater 939

Men's Medium Ugly Sweater 939

I'll bring the leather you bring the lace
 $20.00

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Men's XL Ugly Sweater 940

Men's XL Ugly Sweater 940

Old Glory
 $20.00

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Oh Mickey, You're So Hung Men's Large Ugly Sweater 757

Oh Mickey, You're So Hung Men's Large Ugly Sweater 757

When you're working alongside the same people for 50+ years with no foreseeable end of employment, there are likely to be coworker interminglings....
 $30.00

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Railroad Death March Womens Large Ugly Sweater 105

Railroad Death March Womens Large Ugly Sweater 105

Sometimes if you concentrate just enough whilst walking the train tracks, you can hear the sounds of clapping steel, mighty hammers, and southern...
 $30.00

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The Chris Brown Apology Ugly Sweater --Ladies L/Men's M

The Chris Brown Apology Ugly Sweater --Ladies L/Men's M

If Chris Brown hadn't already told you once; he'll gladly tell you again. R&B stands for Rhianna & Beatings, forever. Mr. Brown has fallen from grace...
 $30.00

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The Diana Ross Pre-alcoholism Ugly Sweater--Women's L/Mens M

The Diana Ross Pre-alcoholism Ugly Sweater--Women's L/Mens M

These days, Diana Ross looks like a hemorrhoid coming out of a hairy butthole, but hey, that's just one humble opinion. When she was 'Survivin' and...
 $30.00

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The Ebay Fail Ugly Ski Sweater-Mens S/Ladies M

The Ebay Fail Ugly Ski Sweater-Mens S/Ladies M

Ebay is fine if you are ordering Chimichurri sauce or directions to build explosives. It is not the location of choice to purchase high fashion....
 $30.00

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The Legal & Moral Compass Ugly Sweater--Ladies Med/Mens S

The Legal & Moral Compass Ugly Sweater--Ladies Med/Mens S

There are times in your life when you wish you really could hear voices in your head instructing you what to do. This sweater will operate as the...
 $30.00

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The Night of a Million Asses Men's Large Ugly Sweater 506

The Night of a Million Asses Men's Large Ugly Sweater 506

It was a brazen night at the state penitentiary. A man was shaving his beard in the intermittent flashes of lightning. There was hell to be paid. 9...
 $30.00

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