A UFO in China caused an airport to close on July 7th…

On September 27th, former members of the Air Force claim that UFO’s were cruising around disabling our nuclear weapons…

And in short conjunction to, the U.N. wasted no time in nominating the worlds first ambassador to aliens…

The pieces have added up.  We’re clearly en route to an Alien encounter.  The world’s government and people have told us so in so many words.

If Marian Othman is going to confront Alien invaders or diplomats, whichever they end up, we would like to be the official clothier.

Nothing says, ‘we’re you’re friends and mean absolutely no harm, but we are not to be pushed over’ like an ugly sweater does.

If I had to make a single suggestion.  This would be it:

If there was one thing consistent with our fans last year it was that they wanted more Christmas specific inventory.  Sometimes we are simply at the mercy of what’s available, other times we are just lazy.  This year we have struck a friggin’ bonanza.  We already have a deeper inventory of Christmas sweaters and we’ve only clipped the nipple of July.  Though we completely expect to sell out of sweaters in November; you eager buyers should be pretty well taken care of with quality treasures up until then.  We are now buying hundreds of pieces monthly to keep up with demand.  They’ll soon begin rolling out into different sections of the site, so you’ll need to keep your eye out.

Happy Hunting!

We are launching an affiliate program starting…with… you…right…now.  It would allow you to become a satellite ugly sweater rep having access to our marketing engine.  If you can provide suitable photos of all of your own acquired ugly sweaters, we will post your inventory on our site and leverage our traffic and members to sell it.  We exhausted 90% of our inventory this past holiday season, and we’re going to prepare for a much more fruitful 2010.  We can offer you a $5 split on every sale, cover shipping charges and communicate order fulfillment as needed.   If you would like to chat further about this program,  let us know.

Big Brass Money Making Balls

We’re nominated to win a fancy award for doing the tootings, the twattings, and the myspaceface.com. However, we cannot simply win the award by suffocating our competition with pillows. We need your help in a major way. Please vote for us here.  Click the little green arrow in an upwards motion.  Tell are your friggin friends, too.

Here’s my very special promise to you:  If we win, I will give away 10 sweaters to the first ten people that write us and say that they voted for us.

Get to voting, ASAP!  Stop wasting time!!!  Get Everyone to do it!!!

Holy Crap, I guess the holidays are over.

We received a ton of amazing support from customers and disgruntled teachers this holiday season and we would like to thank you all for your continued sweater love.

My present to you is that I have put a giant flaming heart on.

Folks, its almost that time of year. The air has turned cold; the leaves, brown and the sweaters… oh the sweaters. This is the time of year when ugly is good, hideous is better and hideously ugly is truly remarkable!

Have you started planning your ugly holiday sweater parties yet? Well, if you haven’t, why not?! If you are now freaking-out because your ugly sweater party may not be up to scratch, fear not. Buy ugly sweaters and our great team of sweatsperts has you covered!

From Santa Claus and snowmen, to Diana Ross and Bill Crosby, we have the sweater selection to suit you. Our prices are competitive with the competition but our site and selection are a cut above. so check back regularly as we are always updating our inventory.

In the olden days, people partied with reckless abandon hoping that good fortune and lucky days were in their future.

They would drink wrapped in sweaters from attics, guzzle the finest adult beverages, and make babies at break-neck speed.

Those babies from the era of the sweater parties of yore have now reached childhood, and they are all pretty F’d up.

That’s right, kids are all sick, and stuff. Some of them may never live to wear an Adult Small Ugly Sweater. This concerns me; for not only the future of my business, but for generations of sweater buying people that could be exponentially lost in the fold.

We are teaming up with www.bpositiveproject.com to make this crap right.

We will setup special accounts for groups of people that would like to host parties. If anyone uses your promo code that we establish, and makes a purchase, we will donate $4 (per sweater) to the Starlight Childrens Foundation.

You’re going to have a great time this holiday, you might as well do that and help a child not die lonely.

For more details on either charity, please contact Stephen Martin stevemartin7fb@hotmail.com (yeah, I know, like the comedian). For more details call Steve mercilessly at all hours of the day and night at 617.212.3251. He will get you primed and ready for your party.

If you would like to register your party with us and get a special promo code that you can hook your friends up with, email us at buyuglysweaters@gmail.com

Happy Holidays

You know who has two thumbs and can wear the hell out of an ugly sweater?

Our new friend Yvette might come off like a sweet innocent young vegetarian but beneath the pearly whites is a ninja assassin in a hideous sweater.

She is a fierce fashionista and quite a budding artist.  We reccomend that you stalk Yvette ASAP.  You’ll thank us later.

You can scoop up all of her digits here.

If you too would like to show off your Ugly Sweater photos, don’t hesitate to send them our way!  You can contact us at buyuglysweaters@gmail.com

I’m not sure if you’ve noticed, but there have been some pretty remarkable changes around these parts.  Over the last few weeks we’ve launched our newly designed site, and made a ton of significant pricing/product changes.

Design: It’s super clean and still maintains our ugly personality.   I have to thank an amazing designer discovered on CSSCreme for all of that jazz.  Flip around and let me know what you think.

Pricing:  Yeah, so we have a new ‘premium’ designation on sweaters that we find inspiring enough to add a historic denomination to.  This makes for a pretty fun hang tag that you can shove in your friends faces, which the non-premium sweaters don’t get.  The premiums (categorized) are $30 and the non-premium (uncatalogued) sweaters are $20.  Though they aren’t categorized, don’t be shy, rummage through and find some gems.

Products:  There are a lot more of them, and a ton more on the way.  If you don’t see what you are looking for on the site, shoot us a note and we’ll see if we can come up with something special for you.

Thanks for the continued good times.

Like 100 people have said, ‘dude, I still want to buy sweaters for $20 when the reverse sale ends.’  My answer to that is to allow all of you hard working blue collar folk to buy items that have not yet recieved our magical touch.  It’s basically you being able to take advantage of me not being able to put stuff up very fast.  These units will pretty much stay the same price until next year.

Check out the uncatalogued items here:

http://www.buyuglysweaters.com/index.php?main_page=index&cPath=12