In the olden days, people partied with reckless abandon hoping that good fortune and lucky days were in their future.
They would drink wrapped in sweaters from attics, guzzle the finest adult beverages, and make babies at break-neck speed.
Those babies from the era of the sweater parties of yore have now reached childhood, and they are all pretty F’d up.
That’s right, kids are all sick, and stuff. Some of them may never live to wear an Adult Small Ugly Sweater. This concerns me; for not only the future of my business, but for generations of sweater buying people that could be exponentially lost in the fold.
We are teaming up with www.bpositiveproject.com to make this crap right.
We will setup special accounts for groups of people that would like to host parties. If anyone uses your promo code that we establish, and makes a purchase, we will donate $4 (per sweater) to the Starlight Childrens Foundation.
You’re going to have a great time this holiday, you might as well do that and help a child not die lonely.
For more details on either charity, please contact Stephen Martin stevemartin7fb@hotmail.com (yeah, I know, like the comedian). For more details call Steve mercilessly at all hours of the day and night at 617.212.3251. He will get you primed and ready for your party.
If you would like to register your party with us and get a special promo code that you can hook your friends up with, email us at buyuglysweaters@gmail.com
Happy Holidays
Blast! I just bought ugly sweaters from Salvo Army for me and my buddies…