We are launching an affiliate program starting…with… you…right…now.  It would allow you to become a satellite ugly sweater rep having access to our marketing engine.  If you can provide suitable photos of all of your own acquired ugly sweaters, we will post your inventory on our site and leverage our traffic and members to sell [...]

We’re nominated to win a fancy award for doing the tootings, the twattings, and the myspaceface.com. However, we cannot simply win the award by suffocating our competition with pillows. We need your help in a major way. Please vote for us here.  Click the little green arrow in an upwards motion.  Tell [...]

Holy Crap, I guess the holidays are over.
We received a ton of amazing support from customers and disgruntled teachers this holiday season and we would like to thank you all for your continued sweater love.
My present to you is that I have put a giant flaming heart on.

Like 100 people have said, ‘dude, I still want to buy sweaters for $20 when the reverse sale ends.’  My answer to that is to allow all of you hard working blue collar folk to buy items that have not yet recieved our magical touch.  It’s basically you being able to take advantage of me [...]

Do you want the bad news or the good news first?

Good News:  Our amazingly low prices on sweaters will continue until October 14th!  Yay!  Huzzah!
Bad News:  Our seasonal pricing lift will be applied shortly thereafter.
However:  This will include a plethora of new items, never before seen atrocities and a bevy of good times.
Good times, you [...]

Buy ugly sweaters dot com is always adding to it’s inventory; consistently combing the globe for the best quality ugly sweaters available.
We believe that out selection is already by-far-and-away the best anywhere on the web, but it does not hurt to get better.
Christmas is coming up; Halloween is right around the corner and, as such, [...]

Watch out worrisome parents;  USP’s are on a rampant rise.
Across America, college girls and guys are beginning to discover the latest in non-medicinal, recreational uppers.  Made out of wool, or sometimes cotton, this new drug has the power to evoke raucous laughter, feelings of delirium and frolicking akin to the second-coming of Dionysus.
Like a world [...]

Christmas is right around the corner, and the holiday season is creeping up on us like a one-elephant-band in a pink leotard.
By now, I’m sure you have all begun planning your ugly Christmas sweater parties - inviting guests, arranging catering and organizing the petting zoo are all important parts of the planning mechanism.  However, the [...]

The 2010 edition of The Farmers’ Almanac is predicting a blisteringly cold winter for most Americans, which could be a good sign for the ugly sweater business.
The periodical journal, which goes on sale Tuesday, predicts freezing temperatures across the nation, from the Rocky Mountains to the East Coast, in what they believe could be one [...]

In this most modern of times one might have expected us to move foreward in the technology of our clothes.  20 years ago it would have been normal to picture people in 2009 wearing shiny, silver cat suits with round, fish-bowl style oxygen helmets.  We were supposed to be futuristic and so were our clothes.  [...]