We’re nominated to win a fancy award for doing the tootings, the twattings, and the myspaceface.com. However, we cannot simply win the award by suffocating our competition with pillows. We need your help in a major way. Please vote for us here.  Click the little green arrow in an upwards motion.  Tell are your friggin friends, too.

Here’s my very special promise to you:  If we win, I will give away 10 sweaters to the first ten people that write us and say that they voted for us.

Get to voting, ASAP!  Stop wasting time!!!  Get Everyone to do it!!!

Holy Crap, I guess the holidays are over.

We received a ton of amazing support from customers and disgruntled teachers this holiday season and we would like to thank you all for your continued sweater love.

My present to you is that I have put a giant flaming heart on.

In the olden days, people partied with reckless abandon hoping that good fortune and lucky days were in their future.

They would drink wrapped in sweaters from attics, guzzle the finest adult beverages, and make babies at break-neck speed.

Those babies from the era of the sweater parties of yore have now reached childhood, and they are all pretty F’d up.

That’s right, kids are all sick, and stuff. Some of them may never live to wear an Adult Small Ugly Sweater. This concerns me; for not only the future of my business, but for generations of sweater buying people that could be exponentially lost in the fold.

We are teaming up with www.bpositiveproject.com to make this crap right.

We will setup special accounts for groups of people that would like to host parties. If anyone uses your promo code that we establish, and makes a purchase, we will donate $4 (per sweater) to the Starlight Childrens Foundation.

You’re going to have a great time this holiday, you might as well do that and help a child not die lonely.

For more details on either charity, please contact Stephen Martin stevemartin7fb@hotmail.com (yeah, I know, like the comedian). For more details call Steve mercilessly at all hours of the day and night at 617.212.3251. He will get you primed and ready for your party.

If you would like to register your party with us and get a special promo code that you can hook your friends up with, email us at buyuglysweaters@gmail.com

Happy Holidays

You know who has two thumbs and can wear the hell out of an ugly sweater?

Our new friend Yvette might come off like a sweet innocent young vegetarian but beneath the pearly whites is a ninja assassin in a hideous sweater.

She is a fierce fashionista and quite a budding artist.  We reccomend that you stalk Yvette ASAP.  You’ll thank us later.

You can scoop up all of her digits here.

If you too would like to show off your Ugly Sweater photos, don’t hesitate to send them our way!  You can contact us at buyuglysweaters@gmail.com

I’m not sure if you’ve noticed, but there have been some pretty remarkable changes around these parts.  Over the last few weeks we’ve launched our newly designed site, and made a ton of significant pricing/product changes.

Design: It’s super clean and still maintains our ugly personality.   I have to thank an amazing designer discovered on CSSCreme for all of that jazz.  Flip around and let me know what you think.

Pricing:  Yeah, so we have a new ‘premium’ designation on sweaters that we find inspiring enough to add a historic denomination to.  This makes for a pretty fun hang tag that you can shove in your friends faces, which the non-premium sweaters don’t get.  The premiums (categorized) are $30 and the non-premium (uncatalogued) sweaters are $20.  Though they aren’t categorized, don’t be shy, rummage through and find some gems.

Products:  There are a lot more of them, and a ton more on the way.  If you don’t see what you are looking for on the site, shoot us a note and we’ll see if we can come up with something special for you.

Thanks for the continued good times.

Like 100 people have said, ‘dude, I still want to buy sweaters for $20 when the reverse sale ends.’  My answer to that is to allow all of you hard working blue collar folk to buy items that have not yet recieved our magical touch.  It’s basically you being able to take advantage of me not being able to put stuff up very fast.  These units will pretty much stay the same price until next year.

Check out the uncatalogued items here:

http://www.buyuglysweaters.com/index.php?main_page=index&cPath=12

Do you want the bad news or the good news first?

Good News:  Our amazingly low prices on sweaters will continue until October 14th!  Yay!  Huzzah!

Bad News:  Our seasonal pricing lift will be applied shortly thereafter.

However:  This will include a plethora of new items, never before seen atrocities and a bevy of good times.

Good times, you say?:  Yes, good times.  We are amidst planning, sponsoring, hosting Ugly Sweater activities.  We want to party.  If you have some suggestions, please send.

Recommendation:  Stock up now whilst the getting is good, my friends!

Thank you for all of your support,

Daniel Redman

Buy ugly sweaters dot com is always adding to it’s inventory; consistently combing the globe for the best quality ugly sweaters available.

We believe that out selection is already by-far-and-away the best anywhere on the web, but it does not hurt to get better.

Christmas is coming up; Halloween is right around the corner and, as such, we have modified our search parameters to include more holiday-style garments in preparation for the upcoming season.

Below is a selection of our best new holiday products starting with ugly Halloween sweaters and finishing with our ugly Christmas Sweaters.

UGLY HALLOWEEN SWEATERS

Scary scarecrow ugly Halloween sweater

This ugly Halloween sweater takes us back to a time where a scarecrow could earn an honest living patrolling the pumpkin patch, keeping those reprobate crows out 365-days-a-year.  Now though, they are only employed for a few weeks every year making for a band of frustrated, evil scarecrows.

Witch, pumpkin, goblin ugly sweater - all evil

This is just about the most evil ugly Halloween sweater that we have ever seen.  Something is very wrong in this Central Nebraska scene.  The pumpkin is possessed and truly evil; the witch has a murderous look in her eye and the goblin is shaking his fist in sheer anger.

Ugly Halloween sweater with ghosts, pumpkins, bats and a raven

Quoth the raven “nevermore!” And he was talking about the residents of this country house.

UGLY CHRISTMAS SWEATERS

The evil twin suicidal midget bears ugly Christmas sweater

These teddy bear twins look normal enough, actually, they don’t.  They are evil; they hate each other and they hate Christmas.  The one dancing by the tree just hung his brother in an act of pure, unadulterated hatred.  The Brother liked it.

Santa Claus prisoner of War ugly Christmas sweater

Santa Claus has been captured while dropping presents over an unnamed nation.  He is now their prisoner.

Curious snow-people ugly Christmas sweater

Since when could Snowmen fly?  Since this sweater was made, stupid!

Sweater drugs - more common than you think

Watch out worrisome parents;  USP’s are on a rampant rise.

Across America, college girls and guys are beginning to discover the latest in non-medicinal, recreational uppers.  Made out of wool, or sometimes cotton, this new drug has the power to evoke raucous laughter, feelings of delirium and frolicking akin to the second-coming of Dionysus.

Like a world in which pigeons swim and fishes fly, this drug is different.  You do not swallow this drug; you don’t inject it with a syringe.  Instead you wear it, proud and true, like a symbol of youthful rebellion.

This new inhabitant is innocuous; invisible to the untrained eye.  Disguised to look like an every-day piece of clothing, this new scourge on society is untraceable; airport detectors and K-9 units are powerless to act.

The drug in question is ugly sweaters.

Students have been seen clad in these banal raiments; dancing around, howling at the moon and having mass-unprotected sex outside dorm rooms from Boca Raton to Venice Beach.  Some of the most potent strains of this trenchant drug tend to be emblazoned with tall green trees covered with lights, strange snow-creatures and a fat, bearded paedophile in a red suit.

Beware of any group of youths wearing these evil sweaters, as they will surely consume your being with their witchcraft and turn you to the dark side of ugly sweater tomfoolery!

If however, you like the idea of a legal drug that will bring life to any holday party, visit buy ugly sweaters dot com for the finest selection of racusly ugly sweaters to be found anywhere in the modern world!

Ugly sweater addicts

Ugly Halloween sweater

Christmas is right around the corner, and the holiday season is creeping up on us like a one-elephant-band in a pink leotard.

By now, I’m sure you have all begun planning your ugly Christmas sweater parties - inviting guests, arranging catering and organizing the petting zoo are all important parts of the planning mechanism.  However, the most important part of planning an ugly sweater party is the sweaters themselves.

It’s September.  Soon it will be October and Halloween, then Thanksgiving and before you know it, Christmas.  Now is the time to act on your ugly sweater impulses.  Get them while the selection is strong, while the prices match the demand.  Come November, the demand will skyrocket, as will the asking price.

Buy ugly sweaters dot com is the best place to shop for ugly sweaters for all occasions.  We have ugly Halloween sweaters, ugly Christmas sweaters, ugly sweaters for dogs and ugly sweaters for every day spontanaety.

Looking for a button up cardigan with an evil pumpkin and flying witch on the front? We got it.

Looking for a conga line of sexually deprived, erotic teddy bears? We got a sweater with that scene on it’s neckline, too.

Sexually teddy ugly sweater

What I’m saying is, in order to impress your friends with the perfect sweater party, send them somewhere you have absolutely nothing to do with - buy ugly sweaters dot com.  We get their business and you get their adoration and appreciation.

So don’t sit around; get on buy ugly sweaters and kick your holiday season off with a bang at the best value possible.

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